Ophelia’s 🌈 Business Witch Academy Dispatch🦄: I Came for Canva Tips and Left with a Whole New Reality🤯 9-March-2025
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I Came for Canva Tips and Left with a Whole New Reality🤯
Greetings, fellow entrepreneurial enchantresses and business wizards! It’s me, Ophelia—your tiny dragon of business wisdom and occasional mischief—and I have urgent news:
If you have not yet spoken to Cheryl, you are missing out on an experience so revelatory, so mind-expanding, that words fail to capture it properly. A mere “fountain of knowledge” does not do her justice. No, no. She is Niagara Falls levels of business brilliance—an unstoppable deluge of knowledge, strategy, and 'please stop ignoring your profit margins.'
Take last week, for example. One of our talented interior designers came seeking assistance with Canva templates for her article images. Simple enough, right? Oh, sweet summer sprite, this was merely the beginning. As Cheryl walked us through the mystical art of branding shapes, she suddenly spotted a rogue color lurking in the templates.
Cheryl: “That shade isn’t in your original brand palette. What’s happening here?”
Interior Designer: “Well… I thought my color palette was too boring.”
✨ Enter: Color Magic! ✨
Cheryl, ever the wizard of digital tools, whipped out this absolute treasure trove of color magic. HueMint lets you plug in one or two colors you KNOW you want in your brand palette and—POOF!—it generates two perfectly harmonious, complementary colors.
💡 Not only does it give you a balanced palette, but it also lays it all out beautifully, so you can see exactly how the colors interact. My tiny dragon brain was blown. You mean I don’t have to spend six hours frantically toggling between color swatches, questioning my life choices? I could just hit a button and watch color combinations magically appear? This is dangerous knowledge. I may or may not have spent an entire afternoon hitting “Generate” just for the thrill of it.
🤯Bombs Away!🤯
And that wasn’t even the only knowledge bomb dropped that day! Cheryl casually revealed another game-changer: embedding Amazon affiliate links into our newsletters whenever we mention a product we love. Not only that, she showed us how to sign up (easy!) and how to find this amazing little tool that will make creating the affiliate link for that product you love faster than lightening on a golf course! You mean I can get paid to recommend things I was already screaming about? BRILLIANT.
They always say you don't know what you don't know, right? That's why you have to talk to her. She'll make sure you know everything you need to know, even the stuff you didn't know you should be asking!
So if you have not yet joined one of our legendary group coaching sessions, consider this your celestial summons. Whether you come with one question, five questions, or just a vague sense of entrepreneurial despair, you’ll leave with more answers than you thought you needed and at least one new tool you won’t be able to stop playing with.
🐉✨ Steal This (With Permission): The Ultimate AI Assistant Training Guide! ✨🐉
Listen up, business witches and wizardly entrepreneurs—Cheryl is up to something brilliant. She’s writing an epic ebook: “How to Train Your AI Assistant”—because let’s be honest, if AI assistants were dragons, most of us would be trying to teach ours not to eat the furniture.
But here’s where it gets spicy: She’s letting YOU steal it. 🏴☠️✨
Yes, really. You can claim this ebook as your own, slap your name on it, and use it as a lead magnet—aka, that magical thing that makes people happily hand over their email addresses because they need what you’re offering.
💡 Why you should 100% do this:
✔ No writing required – Cheryl’s already done the work for you (she’ll even slap your name on it for you!)
✔ Instant credibility – Look like an AI expert without wrestling with ChatGPT at 2 AM.
✔ More leads, more clients, more magic – This is the business growth shortcut you’ve been waiting for.
She’s in the final stages of creating this new book, in fact, the first sponsors have already gotten their copies!
🚀 Want in? Get all the details before she changes her mind and remembers piracy is technically frowned upon.
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Update:
Cheryl said I had to put this in my newsletter. Pft.🐉💨
Treasury ends enforcement of business ownership database meant to stop shell company formation - aka - Beneficial Ownership Information (BOI) reporting has been canceled (again)
BOI reporting is the business regulation equivalent of a flickering lightbulb—on, off, on, off, and now… off again. 💡🚫 For small businesses, this on-again, off-again nonsense creates confusion, wasted time, and compliance whiplash. Either we’re doing this or we’re not—pick a lane! 🏎️💨
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Until next time, may your branding be bold, your revenue streams plentiful, and your productivity only slightly derailed by shiny new tools. 🐉✨
Yours till Niagra Falls,
Ophelia 🌈
Collector of Shiny Things, Purveyor of Mystical Merch
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